Stop me if youve heard this before Oh silly me you cant can you?

Maggie Murphy was singing in the front row of the Chapel when she overbalanced and fell And the leg of her drawers got caught in one of the rafters ,exposing the poor girl . The Parish Priest jumped into the Pulpit and declared"If any man should look at this poor unfortunate woman may the Lord strike him blind " Whereupon Paddy turned to Riley and whispered " I think I'll risk one eye!"